This is why I love S:E....
I'm playing in a Forum RPG centered around the Transformers movie. The site's name is Survival: Earth, and is run by some awesome people and populated by even awesome-er people.
We have a new IC bar, and this is a transcript of what happened on opening night (I'm Traipse, by the by):
Umbra: *snags a bottle* *looks at it, then Barricade*
Warbird: *ducks in, observing his surroundings*
Donovan Allen: *looks up at Umbra and murmurs* Uh oh
Barricade: *eyes Umbra*
Donovan Allen: *looks over and nods to Warbird a greeting*
Umbra: *innocence!*
Traipse: *nods politely to Warbird, turns to watch what Donovan's watching*
Barricade: *haet!*
Umbra: *...what the hell. Nobody's buying it, anyway* *empties the contents of the bottle over Barricade's head*
Hushabye: *nods to warbird as he enters, feels the hate radiating off of barricade and grins*
Barricade: .......!
Barricade: *DIVES AT UMBRA, cursing rather colorfully*
Donovan Allen: *stifles laugh*
Traipse: *facepalms*
Umbra: *DARTS AWAY*
Barricade: *gives CHASE*
Donovan Allen: *keeps watching, highly amused*
Hushabye: *cackles at barricade, stading up*
Umbra: Think of it this way, 'Cade! You're delicious now!
Barricade: You're deliciously dead! *drops a gryoflail -- spikes not extended -- and swings it at Umbra's legs*
Hushabye: *cracks up at umbras comment*
Hushabye: Barricade...just think of it as a dose of happy
Traipse: *is shaking in silent laughter*
Penny Feely: *peeks in*
Umbra: *YELPS!*
Donovan Allen: *begins laughing*
Donovan Allen: *sees Penny* Hey Penny
Barricade: *TACKLE!*
Donovan Allen: *can't stop laughing*
Penny Feely: *eyes violence* Oh good...things are normal.
Traipse: Hello, Penny.
Umbra: *goes tumbling!* *bites Barricade's arm*
Hushabye: *walks over to the general vicinity of the quarally barricade and umbra, curious*
Barricade: *attempts strangulation!*
Hushabye: *leans on bar, half tempted to try and seperate the two. decides againsed it for the moment*
Umbra: *attempts to claw out optics!*
Donovan Allen: So much for less hatred.
Donovan Allen: *refering to a statement made earlier*
Hushabye: *snickers to donovan* no..this is their way of showing they care ((yup he shoots his mouth off alot))
Barricade: Grah! *grabs a crate of glass bottles and dumps it on Umbra's face, shattering the bottles in the process*
Barricade: *jumps up and over the bar with a snarl*
Umbra: *shakes head to clear the broken glass away*
Umbra: *DIVES after Barricade*
Hushabye: *looks at barricade* You DO need some happy time...
Barricade: *scrambles backwards, claws aimed for Umbra's face*
Traipse: *absentmindedly* -Some- happy time?
Umbra: *stops short, bristling and baring his fangs*
Hushabye: *looks over to traipse, gesturing to barricade* hes all to grumpy...he needs to be cheere up some...
Traipse: *to Hushabye* I was not disputing the need, just the quantity.
Barricade: *looks about ready to tear a busload of preschoolers apart, growling deep in his chest*
Donovan Allen: *is slightly worried by the expression on Cade's face*
Umbra: *feints to the left*
Barricade: *snarls and circles to the right*
Umbra: *LUNGES*
Hushabye: *watches while chuckling at the fight* My how things get exciting fast
Barricade: *lurches to the right, swiping at Umbra's side*
Donovan Allen: *continues to watch*
Umbra: *yowls!*
Umbra: *grabs for his arm*
Barricade: *is caught, but swings his fist down at the top of Umbra's head with the other arm*
Donovan Allen: *winces*
Umbra: *turns and takes the blow to the shoulder, and moves to throw Barricade*
Barricade: *grunts and recognizes the motion -- after millennia of having Bee throw him like a frisbee he'd figured it out* *GRABS onto Umbra's upper arm armor, so that if he gets tossed, Umbra stands a hgih chance of losing that piece*
Umbra: *snarls - and decides to risk it, pitching him down the bar and losing armor plating in the process DX*
Hushabye: *watches with intrest and winces at the loss of armor*
Donovan Allen: *also winces*
Donovan Allen: *to Traipse* Will Umbra be all right with that part torn off?
Traipse: *flinches*
Barricade: *CRASH -- shit breaks as he topples over the other side of the bar*
Traipse: *to Donovan, absentmindedly* Depends on how accurate Barricade can be.
Barricade: *jumps back up ontop of the bar and bristles*
Hushabye: *debates again splitting the two apart, absently looking at the torn piece of armor on the floor*
Umbra: *leaps up on the bar, growling and bristling*
Barricade: *lunges at him, aiming to claw his goddamned face off*
Traipse: *reconsiders* Or how sturdy the bar is....
Umbra: *leaps for him, talons extended and fangs bared*
Barricade: *they meet not so nicely in the middle* *scrabbles for his face and neck, snarling and spitting angrily*
Umbra: *grapples* *snaps his jaws in Barricade's face, trying to force him back and down*
Warbird: *settles and munches on energon bites, watching* I did not know Cybertronians still engaged in thsi arena fighting. Fascinating. Will it be weekly?
Hushabye: *leans back away from the spat* its like the cybertronian version of a dog fight...
Traipse: *focused on the fighting* Likely daily.
Barricade: *goes back, but refuses to lean down* *tries to grab a hold of Umbra's neck-workings and lifts a foot, kicking out for his gut*
Warbird: Can we take bets?
Traipse: *perks up and turns to Warbird* Such as?
Warbird: As to who will back down first.
Traipse: I meant betting what.
Warbird: Oh, I don't know. IOUs?
Umbra: *jerks his head away, roaring furiously*
Traipse: *sighs* Never mind.
Barricade: *backs off a step and snarls, then lowers shoulder and lunges forward, hoping to linebacker the mofo off the bar*
Traipse: That is one sturdy bar.
Hushabye: *stepps away from the spat, smirking wickedly*
Donovan Allen: *shakes head in amazement*
Donovan Allen: You guys do serious damage...
Traipse: Not yet, they have not.
Donovan Allen: .... from a human point of view, that is some serious shit
Umbra: *goes down hard, still snarling and growling and trying to get his jaws around the back of Barricade's head*
Warbird: Oh please. This might as well be playfighting. This is nothing.
Donovan Allen: Point taken.
Barricade: *grapples with his neck to keep his slagging face just outside of fang-maiming range*
Donovan Allen: Who are you betting on Warbird
Hushabye: *watches for a few moments before walking off some* as much as i hate to leave i have to go. dont kill each other now *departs
Warbird: Me? Barricade. I very rarely bet for the underlings over the officers who hired them
Donovan Allen: *considers* Barricade does have a lot of rage...
Umbra: *Grabs for Barricade's FACE*
Barricade: *WHUMP -- is facepalmed by SOMEONE ELSE* *muffled roar, and bites down on Umbra's palm something fierce*
Umbra: *ROARS in pain and surprise, yanking back*
Penny Feely: *peeks back into bar*
Traipse: *cocks his head* Welcome back, Penelope.
Donovan Allen: Hey Penny
Barricade: *rears back once his face is freed and balls hand into a fist, punching down with force at Umbra's ugly mug*
Donovan Allen: *waves(
Penny Feely: *joins Traipse* I see they're still at it.
Penny Feely: Evening Don
Traipse: Wagers were considered, but there isn't much to gamble with.
Warbird: How about bar tabs? Whoever loses pays the others tab.
Donovan Allen: *grins at Penny*
Umbra: *twists out of the way and rolls to all fours, bristling and snarling*
Traipse: *to Warbird* Psh. I meant something interesting.
Penny Feely: Hm *searches room* what could we wager?
Warbird: Like lives? *snickers*
Traipse: *mock glares at Warbird* Or information.
Penny Feely: *winces* That's a little too permanent.
Warbird: I don't wager information on a bar brawl between comrades, sorry.
Penny Feely: ...what kind of information?
Traipse: The point of a wager is that you do not want to lose.
Barricade: *takes on a low, ready stance, arms free and hands curled into claws* throat-rattling snarl*
Penny Feely: *leans back in chair and puts feet on table*
Traipse: Hmmm.... *smiles at Penny, optics narrowed in amusement* One question, answered fully and honestly?
Penny Feely: Hm, I could deal with that.
Traipse: *gestures to the fight* Femme chooses first, of course.
Penny Feely: Pft. Are we betting on who wins? Or how this is going to end?
Traipse: Who is going to back off first.
Umbra: *circles around Barricade, glaring and growling*
Barricade: *turns so that he is ALWAYS facing Umbra*
Penny Feely: *brings hand to mouth* Hm...I say Umbra.
Traipse: Then I choose Barricade *grins at Penny*
Traipse: How about you, Donovan?
Umbra: *lunges again, aiming low*
Barricade: *stance is low, but allows himself to be struck -- turns hands palm up and jams claws up for Umbra's neck as he comes*
Traipse: *has the usual drinks sneaked over to the table around the fight*
Umbra: *catches the blow with a shrill, warbling shriek*
Penny Feely: *clutches drink absentmindedly, eyes on the fight*
Barricade: *snarls so deeply his chest rattles and claws at whatever his hands are touching, scrabbling madly*
Umbra: *rears back to get away, aiming an open-handed blow at Barricade's head*
Penny Feely: *to Traipse* Does this...happen often?
Barricade: *is WHACK'D, screeches, scrambles back and onto all fours, audials ringing irately*
Traipse: *evasively* That would depend on the location.
Umbra: *drops back down and takes a step back, jaws gaping* *snarls deeply*
Barricade: *returns the sound with just as much fervor*
Penny Feely: *cringes from sound*
Traipse: *stretches a talon towards Penny to reassure her*
Penny Feely: *smiles at Traipse and then wonders when the hell a giant metal claw started to be reassuring*
Umbra: *advances stiffly, ready to pounce again*
Barricade: *talons at the ready to meet Umbra head on*
Barricade: Think about it. *snarls*
Umbra: *growls* Oh, I am...
Barricade: *swipes claws at his face*
Umbra: *sidesteps to avoid the blow*
Umbra: *snarls and lunges for his throat*
Barricade: *brings arm up and across, hoping to bash Umbra across the face*
Umbra: *changes tactics at the last second, lowering his head and TACKLING Barricade*
Barricade: *OOFs and hits the ground hard but wastes no time in slashing and clawing at Umbra's back and neck*
Umbra: *SNARLS* Just give up already!
Penny Feely: *thinks No Umbra, you give up! Got a bet here!..wisely remains silent*
Barricade: Slot you! *aims at Umbra's neck and stabs downward*
Donovan Allen: *just keeps staring*
Umbra: *SHRIEKS and wrenches away hard*
Donovan Allen: I think I may have zoned out there for a while. Sorry.
Traipse: *chuckles* That is alright.
Barricade: *lurches up after him and roars, lashing out at his face* I did not get this far by letting supposed comrades kick me around, understand that well, Umbra!'
Donovan Allen: *stills can't believe this is going on*
Traipse: Penelope and I have a wager on the outcome...
Penny Feely: *finished first drink* I'm still going with Umbra. Barricade is so angry...
Donovan Allen: Oh?
Traipse: *has Penny's drink refreshed* As to who will back off first.
Donovan Allen: *shudders* Well, I have a problem with betting on someone that almost killed me. You know... personal issues and such *winks at Penny*
Traipse: *turns to look at Donovan* You wish to gamble without knowing what the wager is? Well, now... *narrows his optics mischievously*
Donovan Allen: That's not what I meant
Donovan Allen: *laughs* What are the wagers?
Donovan Allen: What did you decide to bet on?
Donovan Allen: Er... I mean with
Donovan Allen: And please don't tell me you went with lives, per Warbird's suggestion
Penny Feely: *laughs* No.
Donovan Allen: Well good then
Umbra: *snarls and backs away, catching clawtips across his muzzle*
Donovan Allen: So... what is it?
Traipse: Information.
Donovan Allen: *looks at Traipse* What kind of information?
Donovan Allen: I might want in on this *grins*
Barricade: *stands his ground but does not advance*
Traipse: Tch. You both take advantage of me.
Traipse: I gambled on Barricade, Penelope on Umbra.
Donovan Allen: Well, I want in on this
Penny Feely: *gives Traipse a sly look* Taking advantage? *rattles new drink meaningfully*
Donovan Allen: I say they are both too stubborn to back down and that this will end with someone else stepping in
Traipse: *wide optics*
Donovan Allen: And I know stubborn
Donovan Allen: *grins*
Traipse: I will take that bet, Donovan. But you lose if either backs off.
Donovan Allen: I know
Donovan Allen: *grins and holds out hand to shake on it*
Traipse: *offers a talon*
Umbra: *growls softly, rubbing his damaged muzzle and pinning his ears back*
Donovan Allen: *grasps talon and shakes*
Barricade: Back. Off.
Donovan Allen: *turns attention back on the match*
Umbra: *glares* I'll beat you one of these days...
Barricade: *draws up slightly*
Penny Feely: *leans forward in seat*
Donovan Allen: *keeps his eyes on the two fighters*
Barricade: So are you going to continue this frivolous assbeating, Umbra, are you going to retreat?
Umbra: *Looks over his damage* But today... obviously isn't that day...
Donovan Allen: *under breath* Dammit
Traipse: *sighs and smiles at the humans*
Umbra: Contrary to your belief, I'm not stupid.
Traipse: I think that's one and one for me.
Donovan Allen: Aw dammit.
Barricade: *straightens up* You've yet to prove to me otherwise. *turns and stalks back to the bar*
Penny Feely: Damn.
Donovan Allen: Good call Traipse. So now what?
Traipse: *turns to Penny* Well, Penelope wins one. She wagered Umbra would back off first.
Umbra: *snorts* Hey, this started off as good fun. You're the one who went nuts and escalated it *makes a face*
Traipse: *cocks his head at Penny*
Barricade: *snrfles* Keep thinking that.
Traipse: And then I get to ask a question from you, Donovan. And you must answer, honestly, and fully.
Donovan Allen: All right then
Donovan Allen: Do you want to ask it now?
Penny Feely: Hm, I'll have to think of something.
Traipse: *smiles* I cannot, until I've paid my debt to Penelope.
Umbra: *grins* Buy you a drink?
Barricade: *thrown WAY off and just looks at him*
Donovan Allen: *hides a laugh at Barricade's expression*
Donovan Allen: *hopes to God Traipse doesn't ask a very awkward/ embaressing question*
Donovan Allen: This was fun. We should wager more often...
Donovan Allen: Maybe I will actually win someday
Penny Feely: *grins mischievously at Traipse*
Umbra: Guessing "No"... *snickers and retreats to his booth*
Donovan Allen: *leans in cause he wants to hear Penny's question and Traipse's answer*
Traipse: I am always open to a friendly wager.
Barricade: *looks after him and grumbles, lurks out of the bar without another word*
Donovan Allen: *looks over at Umbra* Hey Umbra, can I buy you a drink?
Umbra: *tilts head at Donovan*
Donovan Allen: *shrugs*
Donovan Allen: *looks over at Penny*
Traipse: *cocks his head at Umbra* Again, are you doing anything better? *gestures to a chair at their table.
Penny Feely: So Traipse...how popular were you with the ladies, er, femmes? *eyebrow waggle*
Umbra: *wonders why the human is offering to buy him a drink?*
Traipse: *pauses*
Traipse: *stares at Penny* I beg your pardon?!
Umbra: *nurses his wounds for a moment, then regards Traipse cautiously* ...I suppose I'm not doing anything better...
Penny Feely: Well?
Traipse: I....
Traipse: *draws his wings up an out a few times*
Donovan Allen: *starts laughing, trying to hide it, but failing horribly*
Nightfall: *sneaks into the bar*
Donovan Allen: Oh Penny *laughs some more*
Donovan Allen: *looks over at Umbra* Come join us. What could it hurt? I certainly can't hurt you *smiles friendly*
Donovan Allen: *looks up and sees Nightfall* Hey Nightfall!
Traipse: *to Penny* Why... What... Why would you even want to know that?!
Nightfall: 'morn
Penny Feely: *tips drink around, while trying not to laugh* Idle curiosity?
Donovan Allen: Want to join us Nightfall? Pen and Traipse are collecting on their bets
Penny Feely: You don't have to go into racey details...
Penny Feely: *waves to Nightfall*
Nightfall: sure *walks over to the table*
Nightfall: hmm
Donovan Allen: *looks over at Umbra and gestures to him to come over*
Nightfall: sounds like fun
Umbra: *thinks it over for a few moments, then shrugs slightly and approaches*
Traipse: *stares at Penny in shock* Well, I...
Donovan Allen: *has a little trouble moving his chair over due to his hurt ankle though*
Donovan Allen: *mutters* Damn ankle
Penny Feely: *waves hand in front of Traipse* You ok??
Donovan Allen: *chuckles*
Traipse: *looks mournfully at Penny, mouth plates twitching* I am fine, you sneaky femme.
Donovan Allen: *grins*
Penny Feely: *giggles, than tosses head back* I know not of which you speak.
Donovan Allen: That's unfair Penny, cause now Traipse is going to take it out on me with his question *laughs*
Nightfall: aww, you made him uncomfortable
Donovan Allen: *grins at Umbra*
Traipse: *taps his talons in a quick stacatto on the table* I was popular enough, I guess. I never lacked for company, if I wanted it.
Traipse: Femmes are rare enough, but I guess there is something to be said for these. *points a talon at his wings*
Nightfall: *watches, grinning*
Donovan Allen: *grins*
Donovan Allen: Wings are popular with the ladies then?
Traipse: *to Nightfall, with a shaky grin* You, hush. You will lose a wager to me someday.
Penny Feely: *chuckles*
Nightfall: depends what we're wagering on
Traipse: So, my answer would be that I was fairly popular, as they would choose my company over someone else's. But I never asked them.
Traipse: *mock glares at Penny* Is that a satisfactory answer?
Donovan Allen: Good answer Traipse
Donovan Allen: *wonders if he can sneak out quickly*
Donovan Allen: *probably not... stupid bum ankle*
Donovan Allen: *starts looking around for escape*
Penny Feely: *large grin* Yes. *wink*
Umbra: *snickers*
Penny Feely: Now it's Don's turn. *predatory smile*
Donovan Allen: Aw shit
Traipse: Well, then. *turns around to demonstrate one can stare without glaring malice*
Traipse: *STAREGRIN*
Donovan Allen: *sighs and can't stop grinning*
Donovan Allen: And thus we find out what an alien wants to know from a human
Donovan Allen: *sighs and can't stop grinning*
Donovan Allen: And thus we find out what an alien wants to know from a human
Donovan Allen: *starts drinking his soda*
Umbra: *rests his chin on the table, watching them*
Traipse: Donovan....
Traipse: I understand you know what factions there are in this war.
Donovan Allen: *puts down soda and nods*
Traipse: And yet... *cocks his head at the human* And yet you didn't ask me about my allegiance for nearly two full days.
Donovan Allen: *nods again*
Traipse: Most every mech here made a judgement on that from the moment they walked through the door.
Traipse: Why didn't you?
Donovan Allen: *considers*
Donovan Allen: Well, there are a couple of reasons, so stay with me *smiles*
Traipse: Certainly *has fresh drinks brought for everyone*
Nightfall: hmm, bad habit that, Don. Could get you in trouble
Donovan Allen: But this is the main reason. I believe that just because you are of a certain faction does not mean that that necessarily defines who you are. Yes, it may give clues to one's ideals. However, I believe it is one's actions that really define someone. Yes, I saw no faction symbols on you. Heck, only recently did I find out one of the robots I was travelling with actually is a Decepticon. He helped both myself and Nightfall, and I know that he is probably in the minority, cause I am sure most
Donovan Allen: Cons would shoot on site, thinking we humans are weak, insects, fleshlings, not worth the air we breathe. I do understand that. Second reason, as I stated, until this bar, I really had no contact with a Decepticon (well, I did, but I didn't know he was a Decepticon and I only recently found out he was), so it was one of those experience type decisions. I needed to see this for my self to really understand the danger that they could pose to humans. Though trust me, even Autobots can be rather
Donovan Allen: scary to us humans. *takes a sip of soda* Third reason, there were other robots that I knew in the area *grins* So hey, maybe I was being stupid in thinking I might be somewhat "safe". But what it all come down to is this
Donovan Allen: I may be risking my life, but I cannot assume that the good and bad lines are drawn black and white, Autobot and Decepticon.
Donovan Allen: *takes another drink* Is that a somewhat satisfactory answer Traipse?
Traipse: *considers*
Penny Feely: *blinks*
Donovan Allen: Or hey, maybe I am just a stupid male.
Traipse: I believe it is, Donovan.
Donovan Allen: *smiles*
Donovan Allen: I am glad to be your friend, Traipse.
Traipse: *laughs softly* I do not think you are stupid, Donovan, merely stubborn.
Donovan Allen: I hope you consider me one
Traipse: *nods* I do, Donovan. And I am glad you accept me as yours.
Donovan Allen: Well then *grins* Did everyone fall asleep cause of my talking? *laughs and looks around at the other Transformers*
Penny Feely: ...D'aww *lunges over and ruffles Don's hair*
Umbra: *whuffs softly*
Donovan Allen: *grins at Penny and weakly tries to fight her off*
Donovan Allen: *looks over at Umbra and smiles*
Penny Feely: *coughs and straightens up* Sorry. I think I'm used to dealing with dogs over people...
Umbra: *rumbles*
Donovan Allen: *grins at Penny*
Donovan Allen: No worries. My hair needed a mussing.
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